Poor Germany

2010:
The German President paid an official visit to Turkey. He was the son of a religious family. Even his name was Christian. He got married, had a daughter. He was an example husband, an example father.
 
While he was the prime minister of Lower Saxony, he met Bettina – 15 years younger than him. Bettina got pregnant; he divorced his wife and married Bettina. She was a distinctive woman; she also had another illegitimate son. When her husband, prime minister of Lower Saxony, was elected president, she became the first “first lady” of Germany who had a tattoo. 

Nobody was interested that the president had cheated on his first wife and that the first lady had an illegitimate child. The German citizens were not concerned; it was his private life, nobody’s business…  
After a while, it was revealed that the president, while he was prime minister had made a film producer pay his hotel bill of 700 euros total, Germany was up on its feet. The size of the freebee, or corruption, did not matter. It was never to be accepted.

The President did not blabber; he did not say the media was dishonest. He did not blame dark centers and he did not say that the prosecutors were a gang or parallel state. He said the German people’s trust for the president was shaken; he resigned.

2014:
The German president paid an official visit to Turkey. He came with his girlfriend. The president is actually a pastor, a Lutheran pastor. He is defined as the symbol of morals in German politics. He is married, but separated from his wife. They did not divorce. He has a girlfriend, Daniela… The president is 74-years-old; his girlfriend is 54… His girlfriend is the same age as his son. Daniela is a journalist. More precisely, she was a journalist. She was a political editor at Nürnberger Zeitung. When her live-in boyfriend was elected president, she resigned from her job. 

There was no problem for her to be together with a married man, but working as a journalist while she was together with the president was against press ethics. The president had another girlfriend before Daniela, named Helga. She also was a journalist. They were together for eight years. Helga got old; she is now 64-years-old. He left Helga and started hanging out with Daniela. But he did not all together abandon Helga. Helga wrote well. He hired her as a contracted advisor. She is now writing the speeches of the president. If he had hired her while they were together, the world would have collapsed around them. But since everybody knew they had broken up, there was no problem with regard to political ethics…

It was a good coincidence that the German president came to visit Turkey while the debate on who and what kind of person should be president of Turkey was going on…

It caused us to remember that while Turkey was the country of the century, why Germany was a miserable poor country led by thieves…  

But, I think these German people do not think much. They are not interested in who is doing who; they are only interested in who is trying to do the German nation. 

As a matter of fact, they should take us as an example… The guy may rob the country to its core; that should not matter. What is most important is that he is a good family man…

What would you care that the son is stocking euros in his house, filling shoe boxes with U.S. dollars, turning the bedroom into a money-case department, wears a freebee 700,000 Turkish Lira watch on his wrist? Is he going on umrah visits together with his family or not? Now, that indeed matters.